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This has been a Public Service Announcement [12 Dec 2011|09:10pm]
[Private to Death Eaters]

In the name of holiday spirit, I'd just like to inform you all that I will not be giving out presents nor will I be making cards. My presence in your lives should be gift enough.


I need a drink.


[After this; Left unwarded]
Bloody fucking hell I hate this fucking country. The only thing that makes it tolerable is alcohol.
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[24 Oct 2011|10:13pm]
[Private to Death Eaters]

Resurrection. We need to research it more. The Egyptians were fascinated with immortality and resurrection. We're in Egypt. I'm sure many of the museums here have artifacts that could help us.

Would anyone like to volunteer to go to some of the local museums and see what they can find?

[Added in later}
Find out more about this.
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[22 Oct 2011|07:34am]
[Private to Bellatrix]

I don't care what you do or say in private but your little schoolgirl doodles, which you posted publicly in the journals, made me look like a fool. You are not to make me look like a fool, Bellatrix.



[OOC NOTE: Bellatrix and Rodolphus forgot/don't care that almost all the DEs are currently in their living room. So feel free to have your character talk about hearing Bella and Rod screaming at each other.]
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[18 Oct 2011|09:19am]
[Private to Death Eaters, minus Zylphia]

Rowle, control your bitch. I don't care if you hate her, she's over here and involved in our business because of her connection to you. When she starts referring to herself as a Death Eater and then threatening to expose our location and plans because I wouldn't let her play pretend? Then we have a serious issue. Find a way to control her and keep her out of our business.

If Rowle doesn't want to take care of her, I'll take names for people who do. First come, first served.
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[16 Oct 2011|09:26pm]
[Private to Death Eaters]

We can't stay here. We need to get the hell out and regroup somewhere safe.

Rollcall: I want to know (1) where everyone is, (2) their current status and (3) where they plan to go. Now. If you don't respond, we'll assume you're dead and mourn accordingly.
Which in my case, means not at all.




[Edited as everyone checks in]

Rabastan - alive. with me. needs healing.
Travers - didn't respond to questions, presumed dead. alive. complaining about hair.
Gibbon - alive. second floor. does not need healing.
Female Carrow - alive. with Narcissa.
Avery - alive. outside. does not need healing.
Bellatrix - alive. with Narcissa. requests Paris.
Narcissa - alive. with Alecto and Bella. also requests Paris.
Wilkes - alive and complaining.
Rowle - alive. looking for little girl. needs some healing.
Melpomene - MIA
Crouch - alive. lockhart's room.

[Edited in later]
We are regrouping at my flat. Right now it is heavily warded and likely will be safe. No one is to enter any of the bedrooms as they are reserved for people who are not you. (Bellatrix and myself, Narcissa and the baby, and Rabastan)

We will figure out where we need to go from there. And hopefully, you all will be able to find other housing arrangements. If you cannot, then I suppose I can try to charm the flat to fit a few more bedrooms.
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The Brothers Lestrange Adventure Funtimes [13 Oct 2011|04:28pm]
[Public]
Byron and Keats are missing.

[Private to Death Eaters]
Rabastan. I need help finding them. I think they left the house. I even tried accioing them. Didn't work.
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[10 Oct 2011|10:53pm]
[Private; Readable by Bellatrix, Rabastan and Nott]

People Who Have Annoyed Me This Week:
1. Alecto Carrow - doesn't know when to shut up.
2. Darius Travers - writes posts about his hair.
3. Francis Wilkes - see above.

People I've Felt Like Killing This Week:
1. Alecto Carrow - extremely questionable loyalty.
2. Shopkeeper Downstairs - tries to sell me useless muggle things
3. Halfbreed - useless and causing turmoil
4. Flamel - old, wears ugly clothes

[/Private]

[Private to Death Eaters]
Can anyone give me an update on what exactly is going on around here? What is the status of the half-breed? Flamel? The Horcrux? Has anyone made any progress with anything? Anything at all? Anything that doesn't have to do with hair

And why the bloody hell are we still in Egypt?
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[29 Sep 2011|07:17pm]
This country appears to have forgotten what respect and dignity mean.

[Private to Death Eaters]
Prepare for my imminent arrival. I expect things will be in order. I will be arriving in Egypt this evening.

[Private to Bellatrix]
What are your accommodations currently? And is there anything you wish for me to bring from England? I have a present or two for you. I realized I had not gifted you with anything in months. That was not acceptable.
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[25 Sep 2011|08:37pm]
Rodolphus Lestrange )
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